Loreum Ipsum Effects! So funny…

… “Summarizing, then, we assume that the fundamental error of regarding functional notions as categorial is necessary to impose an interpretation on the extended c-command discussed in connection with (34). We will bring evidence in favor of the following thesis: a descriptively adequate grammar is not quite equivalent to the levels of acceptability from fairly high (eg (99a)) to virtual gibberish (eg (98d)).”

Got what that means? …before you jumped and start brainstorming, wait a minute. Visit here, watch out and follow this

In short, for those lazy one: The Chomskybot is a program that generates paragraphs which appear similar to those in the corpus of Noam Chomsky’s linguistic works, but are humorously devoid of any meaning, by combining at random phrases taken from Chomsky’s actual works. The Chomskybot is derived from another program called Foggy, which originally generated “fake” managerese —i.e., the language of business management. The phrases from Chomsky were originally collected by John F. Sowa, the program was redesigned by Anthony Aristar and John Lawler, and the Perl version was written by Kevin McGowan.

An example of the Chomskybot‘s output was given above 😉

You know ABUSE always a bad word, mistakenly I put that text on some forum, the effect was so funny that I could not resist me to not to post here, check bellow:

..”আর, ওমর ওসমান, ইংলিশ এ কাশতে হলেও মনে হয় ভালই কাশতে পারব। বজ্গজাত ইংরেজ না হতে পারলেও আশা করি আপনাদের অনেকের মতই, Subject-Verb Agreement বুঝে Sentence বানাতে অন্তত ভুল করব না।

দাদাভাই আপনার উদ্ধৃত অংশটুকু “ল্যআটিভ” ইংরেজী না, বরং খুব গভীর বা উচ্চমার্গীয় পর্যায়ে ব্যবহৃত বাক্যাংশ। সাধারণত এসব ব্যবহার হয় আইন বিষয়ক কাগজে বা গবেষণা পত্রের ভেতরে। ঠিক যেমন নিচের বাংলাটুকু প্রাচীন বাংলা কবির রচনায় পাওয়া যায়:

কা তরুবরো , পন্চবি ডালো
চন্চলো চিত্র , পৈঠা বিকালো!

অথবা, ধরুন,

টালোত মোর ঘর নাহি পরবেশী
হাড়িতো ভাত নাহি নিতি আবেশী

(উচ্চারণ বুঝাতে বানানের পরিবর্তন করা হয়েছে। অনেক আগে পড়া পদদ্বয়ের বানান মনে নেই) ….”

All these happened due to misunderstanding and I’d hope that all of you would just take it as fun, and laughing out loud

Bangladesh, 1971-2071: born in blood, died in water

…The catastrophe in Bangladesh has begun,” he said. “The warnings [by the IPCC] are unfolding much faster than anyone anticipated.” Until a few years ago, Rezwan was an architect, designing buildings for rich people – “but I thought, is this what I want to do while my country drowns? Create buildings that will be under water soon anyway?”

…”You can see what has started to happen,” she says. The vision of the country drowning is becoming more real every day. Where could all these 150 million people go? India is already building a border fence to keep them out; I can’t imagine the country’s other neighbour – Burma – will offer much refuge. “We are the first to be affected, not the last,” Anam says. “Everyone should take a good look at Bangladesh. This story will become your story. We are your future.”

Well, do you get the fact ? Bangladesh is set to disappear under the waves by the end of the century.

Bangladesh, the most crowded nation on earth, is set to disappear under the waves by the end of this century – and we will be to blame. Johann Hari took a journey to see for himself how western profligacy and indifference have sealed the fate of 150 million peoplewent to see for himself the spreading misery and destruction as the ocean reclaims the land on which so many millions depend – A special report by Johann Hari


Cow Economics

… New version:

You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some
nation with cows and naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind.
You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.

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Hunting for Flick

Wanted some wallpaper!! I’d bored with folders and files all over my deskboard. Thought why not hunt some warm peace. All wells end’s well, this made my day.

And, the result:

Hunting for flick

With bonus:

I want to be where the Sun warms the sky
When it’s time for siesta you can watch them go by
Beautiful faces, no cares in this World
Where a girl loves a boy, and a boy loves a girl…
Tropical the island breeze
All of nature wild and free
This is where I long to be …
Warm wind carried on the sea
I prayed that the days would last
They went so fast…


I feels, I almost there 😉