Pizza Please


Operator : “Thank you for calling Pizza House . May I have your…”

Customer: “Haloo, can I order..”

Operator : “Can I have your Multi-purpose-card number first, Sir?”

Customer: “It’s eh…, hold on……6102049998-45-54610”

Operator : “OK… you’re… Mr. Saidullah and you’re calling from 29
Dhamondi 4/A, Dhaka 1209. Your home number is 02-882-8296, your office
02-882-8629 and your mobile is 019-912-1236. Which number are you
calling from now Sir?

Customer: “Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?”

Operator : “We are connected to the system Sir”

Customer: “May I order your Seafood Pizza…”

Operator : “That’s not a good idea Sir”

Customer: “How come?”

Operator : “According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir”

Customer: “What?… What do you recommend then?”

Operator : “Try our Low Fat Hokier Mea Pizza.You’ll like it”

Customer: “How do you know for sure?”

Operator : “You borrowed a book entitled “Popular Hokier Dishes” from
the National Library last week Sir”

Customer: “OK I give up… Give me three family sized ones then, how
much will that cost?

Operator : “That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is 49.99 Taka

Customer: “Can I pay by credit card?”

Operator : “I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you’re owing your bank 3720.55 Taka since
October last year”

Operator : “That’s not including the late payment charges on your
housing loan Sir.

Customer: “I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives”

Operator : “You can’t Sir. Based on the records,you’ve reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today”

Customer: “Never mind just send the pizzas, I’ll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?”

Operator : “About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always
come and collect it on your motorcycle…”

Customer: ” What !”

Operator : “According to the details in system, you own a
Scooter,…registration number E1123…”

Customer: ” *’!^ *%^**%^I7*”

Operator : “Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…

Customer: [Speechless]

Operator : “Is there anything else Sir?”

Customer: “Nothing… by the way… aren’t you giving me that 3 free
bottles of cola as advertised?”

Operator : “We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re
also diabetic……. ”


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